News: Same-old, same-old
Published Date:
27 June 2008
Here is next week's news. Petrol is going up, food prices are going up, house prices are coming down, inflation is going up, two more MPs were caught fiddling their expenses, more classified information was lost on a train, three more soldiers were killed in Afghanistan, a survey sugg-ested fat people eat too much, another pointed out too much alcohol is bad for you, the police killed another person by chasing their stolen car (150 a year).
And the best one of the week, Osama Bin Laden is unfortunately not able to meet his old mate, that old diplomat, Abu Qatada!
Also next week, electricity and gas will go up because they also have to jump on the bandwagon.
IAN HAGGERTY,
Moor Lane,
South Witham
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Last Updated:
27 June 2008 8:46 AM
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Location:
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